width="600" height="250">Thursday, March 30, 2006
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Hasn't been a good week as usual. Always feeling tired with all
the heavy loads of homework and revision to do. I sometimes or for the matter of fact
wish that this would stop. At least i heard some really funny jokes this week.
Some are kind of racist but i guess its ok to have a good luagh
once in a while to lighten the spirit. Please im not racist. =x
Here are some i thought was the best to share. Enjoy. xD
Politics
There was this boy, after class the teacher told the class to go
find out what the word "politics" was.
So the boy went home and asked his Dad for the meaning.
His father told him,"Son, take it this way. Im the government, your Mom's
the politician, your maid is the worker and your baby brother is the future."
So that night, the boy heard his baby brother crying, he went to go
check on him to find out that his baby brother had crapped in his daipers
and is now full of shit. He went to call his Mom, but she was asleep so
he didn't want to disturb her. He went to find his father
to realize, his father was having sex with the maid.
The next day, his father asked him if he understood what politics was.
The boy said,"I understand. Politics would mean, when the government
is screwing the workers, the politicians are asleep on the job and
that our future is full of shit." xD
Situation
Qn: What situation do you find yourself in when you see your television
floating away in the middle of the night?
Ans: Your television set is being carried away by an indian
xD
well that's it folks, remember sometimes you just gotta get a good laugh
to brighten up the day. Cheers!
Evirobbed at:, 9:45 PM
Glen
24/5/1990
16 years
Emaciated
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